you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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