Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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