Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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