Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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