meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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