I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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