Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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