paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
People with herpes should wear stickers.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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