I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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