are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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