Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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