And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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