I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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