69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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