Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
home. puking in laundry basket.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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