It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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