yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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