Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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