If i come over, it means nothing
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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