I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He did a backflip because drugs
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize