there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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