In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize