I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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