I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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