I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she smelled like a LAN party
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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