I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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