I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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