well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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