I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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