I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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