Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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