She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
im on a boat
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