so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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