Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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