I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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