Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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