my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Randomize