Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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