You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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