I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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