Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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