How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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