Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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