I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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