Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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