We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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