I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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