She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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