Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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