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you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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